Analog Tech: NORAD Vibes
The Expert System is a relic from a forgotten age when engineers were expected to know how their computers worked.
STATUS REPORT:
System Age: Ancient
Reliability: Alarming
Communication with Distant Spacecraft: Nominal
EXPERT SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS
Signal Tracking . . . . . PASS
Fault Detection . . . . . PASS
Deep Space Communication PASS
Inventing Random Facts . . NOT INSTALLED
OVERALL STATUS:
Operating as originally intended